Do you constantly find yourself banging your knuckles into a bloody pulp when trying to scrape a cabinet with a normal-handle scraper? Of course you do, because that rigid handle is inherently inflexible, unwilling to accept change, and unwilling to confront its own shortcomings. Well, that’s a thing of the past. Rigid handles are the old way. Introducing the other old way: tilt-handled, flexible, adaptable, friendly, and maybe a little quirky, the No. 85 contortionist is the answer your knuckles have been looking for since they were baby knuckles.
But don’t actually use this one. Don’t touch it either. It’s a collectible piece, too dignified to work for its meals. If you like high-maintenance entitlement, meet your new best friend. Damn loyal, though. Always there to get you out of a scrape. (hehe, hehe, funny).
Do you constantly find yourself banging your knuckles into a bloody pulp when trying to scrape a cabinet with a normal-handle scraper? Of course you do, because that rigid handle is inherently inflexible, unwilling to accept change, and unwilling to confront its own shortcomings. Well, that’s a thing of the past. Rigid handles are the old way. Introducing the other old way: tilt-handled, flexible, adaptable, friendly, and maybe a little quirky, the No. 85 contortionist is the answer your knuckles have been looking for since they were baby knuckles.
But don’t actually use this one. Don’t touch it either. It’s a collectible piece, too dignified to work for its meals. If you like high-maintenance entitlement, meet your new best friend. Damn loyal, though. Always there to get you out of a scrape. (hehe, hehe, funny).
