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Does this sound like the problem you face every damn day and just can’t conquer? Do you have corners on your project that look like sharp, jagged, and ominous mountains that will cut you if your finger grazes them? Do you want to make the world a better and safer place without such nasty corners threatening humanity? Then buy this 144, take it in your capable hands (sharpen it first!), and glide it effortlessly along those corners. You’ll find in no time you’ve magically transformed them from treacherous death traps into beautiful, rolling, soft, inviting hills where you can skip, skip, skip the day away in merriment. Can you put a price on skipping in merriment? You don’t have to—because we already did.
Super clean, japanning 99% (or thereabouts), sweetheart cutter.
