Call it whatever you like: “Skinny Jack,” “Junior Jack,” “Little John,” “Bruce,” whatever. You pick it. Doesn’t matter (except it’s kinda weird if you pick Bruce).
No matter what, the fact remains that it’s a slender version of the crowd favorite Jack plane, in a Bedrock (or Bed Rock) version! Yes, you read that correctly. A Bedrock 605-1/4! The hot, hot, hottest trend of the season! A must-have! Everyone wants one.
We want one! And yet we’re selling one of ours to you. Why? Because we want to help you be cool and fit in. There’s simply no better way to be cool and fit in than strutting around after the woodworking guild meeting chatting it up with your pals holding this baby in your hand. Everyone will love you and envy you at the same time. Major ego boost.
Just keep the plane tight in your hand. Don’t leave it unattended. Not even for a minute. Not even if you have to go to the bathrom. If you take your eyes off this plane for one second, that Larry guy who always talks too much during show-and-tell will probably steal it. And whenever Larry steals someone’s tools, it causes a big commotion at the Guild. We don’t need that again. Not so soon.
The japanning on this plane is incredibly intact and nice, except for some specks of white and red paint in a few spots. The rosewood furniture is fantastic. Just look at that tote. Primo. Add to that a nice, evenly thick casting, sporting a designer patina and you almost forget about the f*#&ing hang hole behind the tote. Whoever fired up the drill to achieve the minor convenience of being able to hang this plane like butchered meat clearly didn’t realize it was going to be a collector’s item. Oh well, c’est la vie. Still an incredible plane. All the rage.
Call it whatever you like: “Skinny Jack,” “Junior Jack,” “Little John,” “Bruce,” whatever. You pick it. Doesn’t matter (except it’s kinda weird if you pick Bruce).
No matter what, the fact remains that it’s a slender version of the crowd favorite Jack plane, in a Bedrock (or Bed Rock) version! Yes, you read that correctly. A Bedrock 605-1/4! The hot, hot, hottest trend of the season! A must-have! Everyone wants one.
We want one! And yet we’re selling one of ours to you. Why? Because we want to help you be cool and fit in. There’s simply no better way to be cool and fit in than strutting around after the woodworking guild meeting chatting it up with your pals holding this baby in your hand. Everyone will love you and envy you at the same time. Major ego boost.
Just keep the plane tight in your hand. Don’t leave it unattended. Not even for a minute. Not even if you have to go to the bathrom. If you take your eyes off this plane for one second, that Larry guy who always talks too much during show-and-tell will probably steal it. And whenever Larry steals someone’s tools, it causes a big commotion at the Guild. We don’t need that again. Not so soon.
The japanning on this plane is incredibly intact and nice, except for some specks of white and red paint in a few spots. The rosewood furniture is fantastic. Just look at that tote. Primo. Add to that a nice, evenly thick casting, sporting a designer patina and you almost forget about the f*#&ing hang hole behind the tote. Whoever fired up the drill to achieve the minor convenience of being able to hang this plane like butchered meat clearly didn’t realize it was going to be a collector’s item. Oh well, c’est la vie. Still an incredible plane. All the rage.
