Look at the second picture and then come back and read this.
Did you look at the second picture? Yes? Great. This Stanley No. 57 Core Box plane looks like a scale model of an intergalactic battle cruiser on a Star Trek set, doesn’t it? I mean, really! I half expect laser beams or photon torpedoes to start shooting out of the thing. “Man the bridge, Ensign!” “Aye, Captain, manning the bridge.” “Engaging force field and warp drive.”
Okay, space adventure play time is over. Back to planes. This is a weird plane. Both of the core box planes are weird. But they’re that type of intriguing, devil-may-care weird that we can kind of admire a little bit. Not a lot of these things floating around because A) they can’t float and B) only one in a thousand people had the slightest clue what a core box plane was supposed to do when Stanley was making them. It cores boxes? Huh? You mean it cores apples?
We don’t know for sure that it’ll core an apple because we didn’t want to get your intergalactic battle plane all apple-juice sticky right before shipping it to you. But we’re pretty sure it can core apples all day long and still be hungry for more. It can also create some big-ass, half-cylinder-shaped voids wearing its three sets of magic wings.
All the hardware that’s supposed to be on it is . . . on it. Hallelujah!
Ships to you excessively well-packed, insured, and not sticky. Triple whammy!
Look at the second picture and then come back and read this.
Did you look at the second picture? Yes? Great. This Stanley No. 57 Core Box plane looks like a scale model of an intergalactic battle cruiser on a Star Trek set, doesn’t it? I mean, really! I half expect laser beams or photon torpedoes to start shooting out of the thing. “Man the bridge, Ensign!” “Aye, Captain, manning the bridge.” “Engaging force field and warp drive.”
Okay, space adventure play time is over. Back to planes. This is a weird plane. Both of the core box planes are weird. But they’re that type of intriguing, devil-may-care weird that we can kind of admire a little bit. Not a lot of these things floating around because A) they can’t float and B) only one in a thousand people had the slightest clue what a core box plane was supposed to do when Stanley was making them. It cores boxes? Huh? You mean it cores apples?
We don’t know for sure that it’ll core an apple because we didn’t want to get your intergalactic battle plane all apple-juice sticky right before shipping it to you. But we’re pretty sure it can core apples all day long and still be hungry for more. It can also create some big-ass, half-cylinder-shaped voids wearing its three sets of magic wings.
All the hardware that’s supposed to be on it is . . . on it. Hallelujah!
Ships to you excessively well-packed, insured, and not sticky. Triple whammy!
